“I only make boys.” -My Husband
And… so far we have two boys. One day, should I find myself mentally stable enough to think I could handle three kids but still crazy enough to go for it, it would be cool to have a girl so I wouldn’t be so outnumbered. Although, right now, all I know is boys, and according to my husband he only makes boys so this is the way it’ll always be…
Anyway, tonight, when I was putting my oldest son to bed, he said to me, “I love you my sister,” to which I replied, “I’m not your sister, I’m your mommy silly boy,” and the following conversation ensued.
HIM: But I want a sister.
ME: Well then, tell your dad when we have another baby, he needs to make a sister.
HIM: NOOOO I want a real sister, not a robot sister.
ME: Oh, ok. What’s wrong with a robot sister?
HIM: I don’t like robot children.
ME: I wasn’t aware that you knew any “robot children.”
HIM: Yea, they have scary buttons and weird eyes.
ME: Interesting…. well who knows? Maybe you’ll never have a sister then.
HIM: No, we can have one. We can just take Charolette from school and daddy can build her a bed.
ME: Charlotte? I thought she was a robot, no? I’m relatively certain I’ve seen the girl with buttons on her before.
HIM = mind blown
Sorry in advance to Charlotte’s mom should my son start calling her robot girl 😉