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No Bikini Looks As Good As Cake Tastes
There it was; the wedding cake in all of its glory. Standing tall on a pillar above the dance floor, it looked at me with a gleam in it’s icing that said, “Eat me… no… devour me, and I will pleasure your mouth in a way no dessert has before.” As I daydreamed about whether the frosting might be almond or buttercream, a horrific intruder interrupted my fantasy - my diet… that motherfucker. What was it doing showing up at a time like this? There I … Read More
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I'm Kelly. I'm a mom, wife, writer, smart ass (some say), recovering perfectionist, and now, blogger extraordinaire. I have always been a problem solver and a closet geek (well, it wasn't always such a secret … Read More
